Staycation Paradise - Book your Wasteland Vacation! Nestled deep in the heart of the galaxy, our state-of-the-art facility at Slaycation Paradise offers exclusive access to leisurely slaying activities for all warp travelers looking to get away from the daily grind. Explore our beautiful & chaotic destinations filled with an array of monsters intent on your demise. Slay away your worries and have the time of your life as the world around you withers and dies!

• Visit our unique and exotic apocalyptic locations with Slaycation Paradise’s unique inter-dimensional portals offer an enticing selection of alternate Earth annihilation scenarios for you and your family to enjoy
• Be creative and tailor your very own Tower Defence set-up with the Construction Assembly Turret (C.A.T. kit), providing custom defence structures anywhere you like!
• Enjoy our apocalypse-proof weapon selection from the classic pump shotgun to the flamethrower, cat-launcher, magic wands and many, many more. Whether it’s cutting through mobs like butter or battling Kaiju-sized monsters, our incredible arsenal brings laughter to the slaughter
• Earn Slaycation Club Member’s rewards and unlock new apocalyptic destinations, crazy new weapons or wonderful upgrade perks. Only the best will do for our valued customers!